It wasn’t my intention to break up with you this February, especially with Valentine’s Day around the corner, but this is how it has to be. For long enough, you have neglected my pressing and persistent calls, ripped me to pieces, and used me in ways I never thought you would. Suffice it to say, I feel neglected, hurt, and overused. And, I hate to sound cliche, but maybe it is not you – it is me.
I am not the same brand that I used to be and I am pretty sure you can find another version of me at some mattresses Greenville NC company like Factory Mattress USA that is more suitable to your needs than me. I know you have been shopping around there anyway and that is OK. I want you to be happier and more satisfied in the bedroom. I want you to find someone that you are more comfortable with, even if it is not me.
At least then you can sleep however you want and stick to your same ways, but I can move on to better things…hopefully. With the way I feel now, I am sure no one else will want me, and that’s OK, too. I need to be alone for awhile to reflect on myself and to maybe reflect on some of our old memories.
Imagine how much more rested you will be without me squealing throughout the night, and how relieved you will be that there is more space for your pets. You know I never liked them sleeping with us anyway…
And don’t worry about replacing me with some other mattresses Greenville NC personality. If you meet one at Factory Mattress USA – at least I know you will be OK. This break up is my gift to you. Happy V Day 2017.
Sincerely,
Your Ex-Mattress <3